yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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