thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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