i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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