Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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