do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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