belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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