Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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