Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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