She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
