that's an acceptable place to lick
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Panties = found
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Randomize
