hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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