She's JV to your varsity
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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