Define "chronic" masturbator.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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