Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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