I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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