My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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