I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
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