What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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