Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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