Nicole vs. Life
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
So. Much. Porn.
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