sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I am available for nakedness
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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