i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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