So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.�
When did we convert life to cartoon?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Randomize
