Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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