I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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