She's JV to your varsity
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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