It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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