is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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