we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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