Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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