Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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