Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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