in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I deserve this hangover.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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