i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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