please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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