Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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