Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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