that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
birth control should be required to get into college
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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