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If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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