i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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