She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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