He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
The air taste purple.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
