Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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