This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I love you. Go after that dick
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