the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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