At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
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