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That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

well most of my day revolves around power hour

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(270): View more from Kentucky

It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out

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(440): View more from Ohio

She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.

(216): View more from Ohio

Whoa, you know how to pick em.

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(316): View more from Kansas

You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.

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(813): View more from Florida

I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!

(303): View more from Colorado

Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried

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