Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
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