You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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