I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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