I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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